Since this is my very first blog, and I just set up the blog and thus have 0 followers, I'm going to keep this short. My amazing autobiography: The Dalai Camel - A Bizarre Tale of Unbearable Bliss & Bewilderment will blow your mind. And it's coming on 1/11/18! (Amazon pre-orders begin on 10/11/17.) I thank you for reading this blog post. Wait, I have zero followers, so far. I guess this is a thankless job, I have.